A Brighter Tomorrow – JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Episode Thirty-Nine) – Laconically Speaking
Worth their wait. -30-
Worth their wait. -30-
So a fool repeats. -30-
Fortune favours the gold. -30-
Evil incarnate is closer than it appears. -30-
What goes up, soars. -30-
Thrown into the scale. -30-
Since the dawn of 8-bit time, video games have brought joy to the masses and free space to wallets the world over. However, within this lightening of hearts and pocketbooks, a darkness lurked: the darkness of perceived competition. Be it challenges found within the halls of combat both mortal and otherwise, the clashes between multiple space-based laser fests. Contest. Favouritism. Focus. Extrapolations of a joyous rivalry that make some wonder: what will it take for everybody to just get along? Amnesia. It turns out it’s amnesia. Okay, so maybe the loss of memories isn’t a true solution to perceived aeons of in-fighting, but it’s a fine place to start; and by “fine”, I mean tropey; and by “start”, I mean start; and by what I’m about to say, I mean the next instalment of the Neptunia franchise: Super Neptunia RPG. That’s right folks, it’s time for another jaunt into the world where the fourth wall was torn down long ago, and the references flow like so much prized pudding. This time, however, our beloved Goddesses …
Once more, with purpose. -30-
Of unsound mind. -30-
A taste of his own menace. -30-
Blight at the end of the tunnel. -30-
Doctors make the worst parasites. -30-
From beyond, the call of duty. -30-
Murder’s in his blood. -30-
It’s what’s on the inside that kills. -30-
She’s rubber, it’s through. -30-
It was a quiet night, the year was 2002, everyone in the house had headed to bed, but unlike them I couldn’t sleep. I used to be a little boy, I hadn’t yet turned 11 at the time, but that day was coming, so were a lot of other unfortunate things. I didn’t know that on this particular night however, I just knew that I wasn’t tired yet, so I snuck downstairs and switched on the telly. I had the volume down real low and sat about 30 centimeters from the screen so as to not wake up my parents who would no doubt put an end to my late night TV exploration. I was mighty curious about what aired in the middle of the night, while all the little boys and girls were asleep in the world, my parents wouldn’t let me stay up and watch, which made me all the more curious. Upon surfing the channels I was struck by something unusual. It was an animated dog running amuck in what appeared to …
Laying their lives on the airline. -30-
Making his blood run bold. -30-
Couldn’t shout when a shark bit him. -30-
A family that stays together, betrays together. -30-
Though the cycle of life and death has been a concern and point of interest for humans since time began a-turning, none really know what happens after that final curtain is drawn. With that in mind, nobody can really say that a decades old plot to subsume an entire planet in order to facilitate the resuscitation of an older, more advanced planet is wrong. I mean, it probably is wrong, but is it really any crazier than the theories that so called scholars throw around? Yes. Of course. But those theories are usually well thought out and morose in their acceptance of life’s inescapable final destination, so let’s focus on the cuckoo-bananas-bonkers one instead. Since jokes about the hypocrisy of Final existing in the title of a game series that has spanned into double digits, let’s skip past that particular well and get right to the good stuff. Final Fantasy IX is back and possibly better than ever. I say possibly because I never actually played it the first go ’round. So, expect a surprisingly …
From dad to worse. -30-
Finishing in pole position. -30-
Frosted up and over the top. -30-
Those who can’t do in, teach. -30-
Rise to the bait and switch. -30-
Cool heads are better than warm. -30-
Public transport can be murder. -30-
Nothing but folk in mirrors. -30-